You know your drunk when....

[Yamada]

You know your drunk when you are the only one to play pool and you still lose.
You know your drunk when your are on the stage of a titty bar with 2 dancer.
You know your drunk when you can't see who is on the chair at the table next to you.
You know your drunk when the next morning in a phys. ed. class you think your sweat taste like beer.

[Brockey]

Not in tune with the rest of the posts but :
My buddy was having his stag party and we went clubing, he got way too drunk so we sent him home in a cab. Well His house is joined to a bunch of houses that all look alike. So he made his way into the house and up into his bedroom and fell on his bed. Well a young 16 year old girl screamed from under him, and her father came in the room and started beating him as he dragged him outta the house. He realized then that his house was the next step.
Neighbours forgave him after that but he had to wear makeup at his wedding.

[Ryan.]

you know your drunk when you are taking to a ceramic turtle, and thinking the trees are your friends...

long story, but i was on more than alcohol that night.. hehe

[Yamada]

Not in tune with the rest of the posts but :
My buddy was having his stag party and we went clubing, he got way too drunk so we sent him home in a cab. Well His house is joined to a bunch of houses that all look alike. So he made his way into the house and up into his bedroom and fell on his bed. Well a young 16 year old girl screamed from under him, and her father came in the room and started beating him as he dragged him outta the house. He realized then that his house was the next step.
Neighbours forgave him after that but he had to wear makeup at his wedding.

Good story.

You know your drunk when your table is covered of empty beer bottles

[The Goat]

I went out drinking the night before I had to take the piss test for my current job. The next morning I drank half a gallon of milk, four bottles of water, a bottle of vitamin water, 2 diet cokes, and still didn't have to pee. I shotgunned two natty sixteens in the parking lot of the place, walked in...and I STILL had to strain to even get half a cup.

[threewheelin-feelin]

you know your drunk when you pick a fight with a street sign for telling you what to do on the walk home

[SCEADU]

You know you are drunk when; you get home and can not get the keys in the door so you sleep in 6" of snow and your wife lets you there because she feels you have enough "anti-freeze" in you system.

This is hypothetical of coarse and didn't really happen



That was almost 15 years ago and I have not gotten in that kind of shape since. When the wife did finally let me in she helped my to the bed and let me sleep until about 2 the next day. When I woke up all 3 of my kids were on the bed with her and all she had to say is

"This is your life right here on this bed, If you like this life then I won't ever have to help you in the door again".

The reason for the drukeness was cause the SOB I was working for had the nerve to give a $5 christmas bonus. He owned the bar that we had our christmas party at and I was dead set on drinking at least $100 that night. Funny thing is, I remember being extremely blasted and took the $5 dolar bill out of my pocket in the restroom and flushed her down the drain.

[carscomefirst]

I was once young and not so smart,
You know your drunk when,
You try to wear a couch cushion as a coat,(happened twice)
You drive 50 miles out of your way so your gf can follow you home(just once)
You lose your keys after unlocking your car door, search for an hour, walk home, only to find the keys in your hand(my brother)

You bump a two year old thread

[Brockey]

You know u are drunk when you wake up from a night out bar hopping and u realize u are in bed with one of your female friends moms on easter sunday. That was a rough one.

[Yamada]

You know your drunk when the bar of the club is empty.

[MIK6]

You know u are drunk when you get in a fight w/ the car behind you because you wont go till the stop sign turns green!!

You know u are drunk when you wake up sideways on your bed w/ a empty bottle of jack in 1 hand and a cold beer in the other, only to find your truck parallel parked between 2 trees in your front yard! no clue how i got it in there, had to use a highlift jack to get it out, lift it in the air and push it over, repeat till i got it out LOL.

[Billy Golightly]

You know your drunk when you wake up the next morning, passed out on your riding lawn mower in your front lawn, with a sack of potatoes on your lap.

[Triple B!]

You know you're drunk when...

next morning everything you eat/ drink oddly tastes of beer...

Dora the Explorer actually looks like a really interesting show!

You got pissed at your dog for looking at you 'that way'

you think that you locked yourself out of your car, only to find out that windows are rolled down...

[Dirtcrasher]

You know I'M DRUNK when:

I wake up and find things powdercoated which I only THOUGHT about coating.

I wake up and find things sandblasted.

I wake up and find things FIXED

I wake up and find things in 15 pieces when I thought they were only in 5 or so pieces.....

I wake up and find wrappers from "Swiss cake rolls", "Friendlys ice cream pints" and paper plates, garlic and cheese sausage remnants and napkins everywhere........

And last but not least, is when I wake up and find out that HOLY SCHIT!!, I mowed the lawn !!!!!!!!!!!!!! But of course, the mulch is compromised in a very bad way.

When I drink ALLOT, I do ALLOT (I'm thinking thats good?) and sometimes I'm dumbfounded and find things powdercoated, reinstalled and other parts in various stages of disrepair And when I check the bolts or other critical parts, I've NEVER found an issue.

It's honestly scary when you walk downstairs and find your fridge taken apart and or some home "demolition" that had been procrastinated for quite some time over. Being trashed can be a HUGE motivator for me.

Ever seen an entire trike rebuilt in 20 days?? Not just assembled, but nearly meticulously rebuilt in every aspect ??



























BTW, The 86200X is still running and nothing came loose, fell off or failed I guess it was Steves' Trikaholics workshop.......

[Greiver430x]

You know you were drunk from too many jager bombs when you puke only two hours into pennsyltucky, then you wake up the next morning and see this......



Bryan Raffa you ruined my life!!!!!!!!!!