Things you learn when you have boys

[Tri-ZNate]

You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voic e is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bag s do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not l ike ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.



I read number 25 and went Holy F they know us guys well

[smyers33]

Does it really make a lot of smoke? Seriously lol... I wanna try it

[Tri-ZNate]

lol I want to try it as well but dont want to make a chlorine gas type of concoksion

[nate b]

I'm gonna go put some marbles in somebodys gas tank

[Rm250RF900R]

Im trying out that brake fluid clorox thing out tomorrow.

[traxxasx]

Lol wow after i read that i was like im doing that when im done, actually im going right now to do it ill let ya know if it does in a few minutes.

[traxxasx]

Doesent work dont waste *Edited**Edited* time.

[traxxasx]

it seems like chlorine is the key instead of bleach. Also chlorine and rubbing alchohol in a bottle makes a nice bomb, just like dry ice and water though you dont have to be 18 to buy these.

[ATC-Eric]

LOL, I wanted to try the smoke, and the marbles as soon as I read it!

[bigredhead]

Saltpeter and icing sugar.. melted in a pan.. allowed to cool and ignited make the best smoke bomb yet !

[SWIGIN]

we used to use pool chlorine and brake fluid....normaly a pile (few hand fulls) of chlorine then pour some brake fluid on it and run like hell...lol

sometimes it just smokes and sometimes its like a torch...you never know

[traxxasx]

Saltpeter and icing sugar.. melted in a pan.. allowed to cool and ignited make the best smoke bomb yet !

I still want to make some, but saltpeter is hard to come by. I heard somwhere that the tree stump killer at walmart is the same stuff, all i have to do is crush the balls and melt it down. I havent tey to try it but will.

[nouseforaname90]

Go to DG and buy some of their Works Toilet Bowl Cleaner, and some of their cheap aluminum foil. Make alot of aluminum foil balls and put them in a bottle. Put the Works cleaner in the bottle, close the lid, and toss FAR away from you! ..Enjoy.

[smyers33]

Go to DG and buy some of their Works Toilet Bowl Cleaner, and some of their cheap aluminum foil. Make alot of aluminum foil balls and put them in a bottle. Put the Works cleaner in the bottle, close the lid, and toss FAR away from you! ..Enjoy.

I love those things... This past semester somone at the school was dippin and spit in one of those Midget soda bottles. Then somone put a mentos in the bottle. And squeezed the bottle inside the desk... The next period a girl pulled it out of the desk and it blew up in her hands! Somone in the class said that it was just as loud as the Toilet cleaner bombs! LOL!!! They made it a really big deal and we got out for 2 days after!