George Carlin's method to save gasoline

[Mobular]

President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I just did.

[icp4life162005]

I really think it would help some people.

[ClayW]

OHHH. Only IF!!! That could work out nicely.

[Greiver430x]

Wow, If only they thought of easy fixes to problems like this all the time. Its like killing Three birds with one stone

[Vealmonkey]

Amen. Of corse there are lots of people in the US that have never served in the military. In some countries at least 1 year service and as many as 3 years are mandatory. I know some people that would highly benefit from a year or 2 of military service. I did 6 years in the US Navy and damn proud of it. Went to Beirut in 82-83 and sad to say carried caskets when they blew up the US embassy and the Marine Barracks. I also got to see the first Broadside fired in "anger" since the Vietnam war by a Battleship. Humbling to say the least.

[84honda200s]

george carlin is one smart and funny guy.

[Preddy05]

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.

Don't know about you but i wouldn't just go around handing guns out to illegal immigrants sounds nice wrote up like that but what would stop them from using them against us?

[dreadhed]

LMAO that is good.

[Russell 350X]

Thats a great idea....but fat chance. George Carlin is awsome.

[3 weelin geezer]

I say send all the panhandlers and bums to Iraq! Keep the people that want to work!! "I need some money for beer and women. God bless" <--WTF?? Those bums are nothing but another big black hole that sucks up our tax dollars and the dollars of all the stupid people that support them. I hear another sucking sound nearby. Cant be the govt. they are downtown. This one's a little louder and closer. Must be one of them panhandlers nearby. Gawd, I want to spit on one of them!

[madmanwithmouse]

Don't know about you but i wouldn't just go around handing guns out to illegal immigrants sounds nice wrote up like that but what would stop them from using them against us?

how bout the 20 or so pointing back at them!!!?

Those bums are nothing but another big black hole that sucks up our tax dollars and the dollars of all the stupid people that support them.

Dont forget those on welfare that are on it just cause they are lazy .

[3 weelin geezer]

Don't know about you but i wouldn't just go around handing guns out to illegal immigrants sounds nice wrote up like that but what would stop them from using them against us?

Well, according to the sara brady campaign to prevent gun violence, if you are male, white and live in the south, you are more likely to have one of your own and be able to use it. I kinda fit all that criteria sort of so I don't worry. Speaking of bums and moochers, who wants to donate $32 to the clever person that wants to use them to take your guns away? If you are seriously considering donating, please make sure that on the check you write 3 WEELIN GEEZER and send it to me so that I can personally deliver the $$. {I can always use a new gun...} Uh, did I just say that out loud?