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Thread: TF 07 Stupid stuff Before, During, and After (funny stuff - no trashing)

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    TF 07 Stupid stuff Before, During, and After (funny stuff - no trashing)

    Thread for all the stupid stories that a lot of us missed. Not enough time to talk to everyone. Post up any stories of before, during or on the way home from TF.

    I'll start.

    Kevin and I were on our way to IN from PA on Thursday early morning. We had an empty cooler with plans to pick up drinks, food, ice when we got closer to IN.

    In a cell phone call about 3 hours into the trip my wife informs me that I left my ziploc bag with soap, toothbrush, deodorant, and toothpaste sitting at the top of the steps at home.

    We get to a Walmart somewhere in Ohio or Indiana. We go in, Kevin needs a pair of riding gloves, I need the above items in addition to the ice, food, water, and beer.

    We walk around and find the gloves & personal items for me.

    We pick up a case of water and then find the beer section. We grab a case of beer and are now wondering where the ice is. We see a sign near the front for ice. I push the cart through to the checkout and Kevin goes for a few bags of ice.

    The nice lady puts everything in the cart and I pay for all the stuff. As soon as I take the receipt I say "We forgot food". A lady behind us in line says "Well, you have beer water and ice, who needs food?"

    So we turn the loaded cart around and head back into the store for food.

    Go past the meat section...hmm hot sausage...yeah that looks good. 2 packs of 5 should be plenty for both of us for a 4 day trip...10 sausages for 2 guys for 4 days of riding...yeah stupid.

    Next...



    Fast forward to Friday morning 5:45 AM. I'm asleep in the Durango with the tailgate open. I hear thunder off in the distance. I figure I'll get up, grab a bottle of water, take a leak, and crawl back in and pull the tailgate shut and wait out the impending rain.

    I'm barefoot and in a pair of boxers, I grab the bottle of water, put it in the truck, turn to the nearest "restroom" and take a leak. Wind is really kicking up about now and the thunder is getting louder. I hear this major crash behind me. I turn around and see a canopy upside-down on the hood of my Durango. I was like WTF is that? I walk over toward it and see Roger up and about. I go back over and wake kevin up to help get the tangled up mess straightened out. The far left canopy pulled the stakes from the ground, took flight, sailed up and over the other 2 canopies (while attached to one of them) and landed between my truck and Roger's trailer. It just about totaled the one canopy that was tied to the one that took flight.

    It starts raining and there are a couple other guys out of bed now helping out. Sorry, I don't remember who all came out to help...too early. We get the canopies somewhat secured and it starts to pour. The rain slows down and we all head back to bed. What a crappy way to start the day.

    Roger spent a good while zip tying and rebolting the busted pieces on his canopy and had it operational by 11AM I think.
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    Well I have a stupid story. I think it was Friday evening myself and a friend tried to drag race facing backwords on our trikes. At the time and the shape of us this sounded to be a great idea. We pulled up to the line and the guy drops his arms. Cody pops the front end up and stahls it out. I on the other hand made it about 100 feet down the strip when my mind could not get the thing to turn away from the guard rail, now keep in mind iam in the far lane. well I ended up into the rail and getting off and still pulling it out for the win.

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    Yeah the canopy,Whew!! That was something too see for sure,I'm just glad the Durango did'nt get messed up.Yeah Rhuel it was me ,you Kevin and the Mosh's in that fiasco.Thank's for the help by the way,good thing it did'nt get plowed that nite.With all that going on I hollared at my Brother and told him we could use a little help,He did'nt even budge,and by the time he woke up ,I already had the tent fixed and he could'nt believe anything had happened.Thanks Charlie,Rhuel,Kevin and Dawn for the patchjob on getting the canopy backup.
    Another stupid thing that happened was I had the atc 600 on the way out of the camp area and it just quit's.Well I kicked it with no sucess.Sat there and kicked somemore.If anybody saw me kicking that thing they know that it has a little bit of compression.Well after 20 or 30 tries,I look down at the fuel line ,tap it and ,NO FUEL...Yep,I ran her outta gas.It eat's gas like nothing I ever owned before.So Gplarry tote's me back to camp,I dumped in a couple gallon's,and by this time I was so whipped that I had to have Larry start it for me,LOL.Now that was stupid.
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    I have a stupid story. We were camped over by Sprock's mobile engine service. Jason, atcaddict, and I had been drinking. Jason decides to take his X down into the woods and drag up some logs. He does this and we lay them across a big stump in our camp. He uses a little gas to get it started and we watch it slowly develop into a nice fire. We continued drinking and as we got drunker the fire died out. Jason grabs the gas can and uses it to restart the fire. Over the course of the next 3 hours, we drink more and Jason pours all the gas he and his brother brought with them on the fire(about 7 gallons), he even drained the tank of his topend fried aircooler R and poured it on the fire too. When we woke up the next morning his brother, atceric, managed to find one gallon of unburned gas in a milkjug, that's it. We burned all the gas they brought with them...stupid. Chris
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    Hehe, I would make my rounds to everyones camp in the morning and wake them up. I would wake up ATC Eric and Atcaddition by grabbing their tents and shake them violently. Then would yell at the top of my lungs..."OH MY GOD!!!! ITS AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!" Well Sunday Morning I guess the guys had drank way too much because when I did the Earthquake wake up call, both guys were sleeping IN THE SAME TENT!! I guess, Closer the kin, softer the skin... lol.
    Apparently Jason went to the restroom then crawled back into the wrong tent....

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    Yeah, he has a couple of good sleepwalking stories!


    Chris, the one thing you didnt mention was that the only gas that was left was mixed gas. Then to take it a little farther, both our 2 strokes were out of comission, leaving us with 2 350x's!!!! So the only gas we had we couldnt use!!!!
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    Eric, I forgot about that. Funny stuff. Hey I didn't know Jason crawled back in your tent, dam that's funny.
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    Every morning when we woke up, we had a racoon problem, they would destroy our trash and have it strung out everywhere. The Mosh's actually had a tent set up with food cloths etc... the racoons ripped a hole in their tent and pulled out and ate some food from their stash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATC-Eric View Post
    Yeah, he has a couple of good sleepwalking stories!


    Chris, the one thing you didnt mention was that the only gas that was left was mixed gas. Then to take it a little farther, both our 2 strokes were out of comission, leaving us with 2 350x's!!!! So the only gas we had we couldnt use!!!!


    What was up with that wood ? We watched you guys pour at least 5 gallons of gas on it. I came over sometime during the night and dumped a gallon of teaky torch fuel on it and brought a few logs to throw on it also with still no luck. I thought for sure there was going to be an explosion. Eric was getting real happy with the gas. From across the road it looked like he was doing some kind of dance around the fire. Sway this way. stumble that way. Then toss on a cup of gas. Then he would yell "HOT Damn!" I wish I had a video of that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kb200x View Post
    What was up with that wood ? We watched you guys pour at least 5 gallons of gas on it. I came over sometime during the night and dumped a gallon of teaky torch fuel on it and brought a few logs to throw on it also with still no luck.
    That was an old rotten tree trunk Jason drug out of the woods with the 350. Stuff was soaked to the bone!


    I thought for sure there was going to be an explosion. Eric was getting real happy with the gas. From across the road it looked like he was doing some kind of dance around the fire. Sway this way. stumble that way. Then toss on a cup of gas. Then he would yell "HOT Damn!" I wish I had a video of that.
    I think that was both my brother and I at some point! And thanks once again for the "Southern Hospitality" Chris-AKA HOTDAMN!!!!!!!

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    Hmmm, trikefest stupid stuff... does getting your picture taken with the lifesize Thomas the tank engine in town count? Haha, anyone who drove through Laurel on the way in had to see this thing, we saw it and we were like "hot dang, its thomas we need our picture with that"

    Stuffing a KLT 110 in the back of the rented trailblazer was pretty funny too.

    I'm sure I'll think of more stuff but for now this is good, haha
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    I got one

    Some one was making a molitoff cocktail. Well they put the paper towel in and let the entire towel get wet (A.K.A. the bloody wick to the thing) and said hey Nate what do i do next. I just shook my head and said "your on your own. Light it and throw it fast ". So he lights it and the rag starts burning REAL fast so he chucks it and all we got was some pools of fire. I was expecting an explosion
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    Quote Originally Posted by 250sxwheeliepop View Post
    I got one

    Some one was making a molitoff cocktail. Well they put the paper towel in and let the entire towel get wet (A.K.A. the bloody wick to the thing) and said hey Nate what do i do next. I just shook my head and said "your on your own. Light it and throw it fast ". So he lights it and the rag starts burning REAL fast so he chucks it and all we got was some pools of fire. I was expecting an explosion
    I remember that, the lighter got whipped out and i took a few steps back. Cori was so drunk i said "where's your bottle?" and she said, They're making me a maltive (yea thats what she said in a drunken slurr LMAO) cocktail. I just laughed and tryed to explain to her that you dont drink them.
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    I have one....
    I was trying to sell some raffel tickets with little luck. My new buddy Andrea came up to me, and said "i'll help you sell some tickets, hop on the 200s with me". So we get on, and go from camp site to camp site.
    We pull up into one particular camp, and she says "Hey boys! Feeling lucky?"
    Yeah....That camp bought what I had left of tickets
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