Richard Sieman:
"was introduced by Honda to let people who didn't have the skills to balance a regular two-wheeled bike ride in the dirt"

Me:
Sounds like you don't have the skills to ride one.

Richard Sieman:
Oddly enough, I have ridden enough of the things to realize that it’s just below crawling when it comes to moving forward.

Me:
Have you ever ridden any of the below?:

1985-86 Honda ATC 250R
1985-86 Honda ATC 350X
1986-87 Kawasaki Tecate
1985-86 Yamaha Tri-Z