Sayings???

**BLAZERONE22** · 06-01-2003, 03:56 PM

Okay I'm bored today, just mowed the lawn kicking back, Lets hear all your "Sayings" Like "looks like she got in a hatchet fight, but did'nt have a hatchet". This could turn out to be a funny thread. lets hear them!!!

**Billy Golightly** · 06-01-2003, 03:58 PM

Oh man, I've got alot of them. But I'm not sure if I can post them without violating my own rules :P

**BLAZERONE22** · 06-01-2003, 04:01 PM

Yeah lets keep them somewhat clean. lots of $#@***#.

**Billy Golightly** · 06-01-2003, 04:11 PM

Don't know your @$$ from your elbow

(Someone screws things up, and they said..."but I thought...") You know what thought did right? he wiped his !@# on a broken bottle and thought it wouldn't cut!

(really stupid person) More then their Alligator sized brain can compute

Punch you so hard you'll stink before you hit the ground

More Balls then Brains

(if) A bullfrog had wings he wouldn't skin his !@# on the rocks.

I think those are about the only ones I'll say without bending the rules more then I already have, hehe.

**BLAZERONE22** · 06-01-2003, 04:14 PM

Yeah, your the one that made me think of the thread, I think in a post you said "he was a couple fries short in his happy meal" or something like that.

**Billy Golightly** · 06-01-2003, 04:32 PM

My dad has some really good ones that I've picked up on. Like I said, I've got some more but I don't think I'll post them here on the board

**Billy Golightly** · 06-01-2003, 04:36 PM

Just rememberd afew more that'll be ok for the board.

Not enough brains to get in out of the rain

Not enough brains to ache when you hurt

**ATC crazy** · 06-01-2003, 05:27 PM

"Can of Corn" (The old-farts on this board will know what I'm talking about

)

"If you think you can...don't"

"Check your nuts...they might be loose"

"A penny saved now is $5 more you have when you retire"

My dad also uses quite a few that don't fit the rules

**BLAZERONE22** · 06-01-2003, 06:34 PM

Your cheese slipped off the cracker 8)

**ATC crazy** · 06-01-2003, 07:06 PM

"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro"

**ATCRYDER** · 06-01-2003, 07:53 PM

"You Stoppit!" (In Gay Man Voice!)

"eht! Ive Heard enough!" (stern voice)

"If masturbating was a crime...You'd be on Death row! You'd Be Al Capone at age 12!"

(if these are used anywheres else, I expect full credit. I will sell them for $20 each as well.)

**J.D.** · 06-01-2003, 08:43 PM

HEY HEY HEY! I've been using "You Stoppit" with a hand slap in public since I was 13, YOU CAN"T TAKE THAT FROM ME MAN!!!!

**ATCRYDER** · 06-01-2003, 08:44 PM

oh You stoppit!

**J.D.** · 06-01-2003, 08:45 PM

Ok..

/me runs off crying

**smokinwrench** · 06-01-2003, 10:11 PM

You can tear up an anvil in a sand box.

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