Dear Friends,
I swear on everything that is good and awesome that I am going absolutely stir freaking crazy and I'm gonna totally freak out. I mean it. The chit is going to hit the fan. The entire planet will quiver and throw from the awesome gauntlet of whacked out nuttiness I'm gonna throw down. I'm tellin you its gonna be stupid, I mean absolutely freaking ladeeda stupid ridiculous. The sky's gonna turn black, and the very deepest blackest bile from the lowest pit of hell thats reserved for puppy kickers and light socket lickers is going to trickle down through the cracks in the sky that are gonna open up because of the big can of smack my bizatch up that I'm am going to freaking tear open with my bare teeth. Elvis himself will rise from the grave just so sing loe the black plague that the masses do not recognize is upon them. Bring it on, Dennis Leary, the Duke, Mr. Rogers, Optimus Prime, Hudini. Musalini, Hitler, MEATLOAF DIDN'T RUN FROM HELL CAUSE OF THE DEVIL IT WAS ME! CHUCK NORIS THE OMIGHTY HIMSELF CANNOT DEFEND AGAINST THE AWESOME CRACK INDUCED SMACK DOWN IN MY TOWN THAT I"M GONNA BE BRINGING!! LOCK UP YOUR VIRGINS CAUSE THEY MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY LOOSE THIER VIRGINITY BY THE SUPER WICKED AWESOME FREAK OUT THAT I"M GONNA HURL FROM A EASY OPEN CAN OF WOOP ASS! CANCEL THAT TIN CAN, NO PRESERVATIVES, I"M GONNA BE SERVING THAT CHIT UP HOT AND STEAMY. MAKE LOVE TO SOMEONE TONIGHT CAUSE THIS IS YOUR LAST FREAKING CHANCE. THERE WILL BE NO ONE LEFT TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH I WILL SEE TO THAT MYSELF! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, START PRAYING FOR YOUR SOULS NOW CAUSE YOU DON"T GOT A CHANCE ON EARTH, SPACE, OR THE AFTERLIFE OF STANDING AGAINST THE CHIT I'LL BE BRINGING!
Love and Miss everyone, ~ Louis trapped in MA for work.
P.S. - I'm losing it.