Blonde jokes

[Joel85350X]

Coty, that was almost as good as the first time.

[ATC crazy]

LMAO

There was this ventriloquist that does shows at small gigs. One night he was starting his show by saying blonde jokes, after awhile a blonde woman stands up and shouts "allright I had enough of you discriminating females with blonde hair, a girls IQ has nothing to do with a girls hair color. Because of people like you, I cant get the respect that I deserve around my work, community, parties and just everywhere I go. So the ventriloquist gets embarresed. So he puts his head down and starts apologizing. The blonde interrupts him and says " oh no mister i wasnt talking to you i was talking to the doll on your knee"

There is a blonde, a brunett, and a red head. they are hiking a long a trail and come up on this guy who is a regualar there and he says to them if u go to the magic mountain and jump off of it and while you are in the air , you say what ever u want or want to be it will instantly come true.
so they go to the magic mountain and the brunett say , well i will try it so she jumps off and yells BIRD!!! and poof she becomes a bird,
so the red head says if it worked for her it will work for me so she jumps off and in the air yells CAT!!! and poof she becomes a cat and runs down,
so the blonde says if it worked for them it will work for me , so she starts running and right before she jumps and trips on a rock and falls over the side and yells SH-IT! and poof , she hits the mountain and splats all over the side of it.

[TrikeKid]

thats a good one

[ATC crazy]

How do you get a blonde to cross a major Interstate?

Tell her that the chicken did it 5 minutes ago

[Russell 350X]

O jeez guys, those were good. Heres a few:

There is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head in the 3rd grade fighting about who has the biggest boobs. And of course its the blonde....because she's 18!!!

One sunny day a Russian, an American and a blonde are walking down the street. They were talking and getting to know eachother and they started talking about history. The Russians chest swells up and he says proudly "We were the first to land on Mars!"
The American says "We were the first to land on the moon!" The blonde's chest puffs up the most and she says "Yeah, I bet you can't beat this, we're going to be the first to land on the sun!" The Russian and the American look at eachother and chuckle then the Russian says to the blonde "Your joking right? You think that you can do that? You'll burn if you get anywhere near it!" The blonde starts laughing and says "HELLO!!! WE'RE GOING AT NIGHT!!!!"

One day, three moms got together ( a blonde mom, a brunette and a red head), and were looking in their daughter's purses. The brunette looks in her daughter's purse and found cigarettes. To this she exclaimed: "Oh my god! I didn't know my daughter smoked!" Then the red head looks in her daughter's purse and finds alcohol. To which she yells "Oh my god! I didn't know my daughter drank! She's only 15!"
Then the blonde mom looks in her daughter's purse and finds a condom to which she says, suprised, "Oh my god! I didn't know my daughter had a penis!"


I'll put some more up later....

[Banage]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's
a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed......... ....... "Let's put all
the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."