Forgive me if this has already been posted:
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the edge of a forest
in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for
Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while
struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from
the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go
Sarah' t-shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the
bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding,
semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs,
the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it into
the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured
Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give
you my blessing for your brave actions' he told them. 'I heard there
was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven
and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still
alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?'
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