The Irish Golfer

[Howdy]

An 80-year old Irish man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

I'm Irish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy,' and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of whiskey and all is well'

"Well," says the doctor, " I'm sure that helps but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"

"Who said my Dad's dead?

The doctor is amazed, "You mean you're 80 years old and you Dad's still alive. How old is he?"

"He's 100 years old", says the Old Irish golfer.
"In fact he played golf with me this morning, and then we went to the beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Irish and he's a golfer, too."

"Well," t he doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad?

How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my Grandpa's dead?"

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living? Incredible, how old is he?"

"He's 118 years old", says the Old Irish golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"

"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married? Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"

The 80 year old Irish golfer responds "Who said he wanted to?"

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[UlsterATCFan]

Heh heh heh, good'un!

On the Irish theme -

A slightly drunk Irishman stumbles down the street when he happens upon a magic lamp. He picks it up, gives it a rub and out pops a genie. 'Thank-you for releasing me from my prison' the genie says 'and in return I shall grant thee 2 wishes'....
The Irishman thinks and thinks but can't decide what he wants for his first wish until eventually an idea pops into his head..'I'd like a bottomless bottle of Guinness - no matter how much I drink I want it never to run empty'...The genie snaps his fingers and a brilliant flash ensues after which, sure enough a bottle of Guinness appears. The Irishman runs over, grabs it, puts it to his mouth and has a long drink. Despite his best efforts he is unable to empty the bottle
'And your second wish..' says the genie
Again the Irishman thinks and thinks until finally he blurts out 'This is feckin brilliant, I'd like another one of these!!!'

[Russell 350X]

^^^^^^ Both of those jokes are awesome!

[Triple B!]

That's hilarious....

So an Irish man walks out of a bar......[That's the punch line, ]

[harryredtrike]

thats pretty funny