Um, since this was posted over a week since april fools I doubt it.
The newbfest part yes, quite so.
I have 1/4 Apache, and a 1/4 Cherokee blood in me, each quarter from a different parent. Does that mean I can go around claiming everything I see because the land was conquered many years ago? No.
This is my trike. There are many like it but this one is mine. My trike is my best friend, and it is my life. I must master it as I must master myself. My trike without me is useless. Without my trike, I am useless. I must ride my trike true. My trike and I know that what counts is not the amount of miles we ride, but the time we ride together. My trike is human in it's own ways, therefore I will learn it as my brother. I will learn it's weaknesses, it's strengths, it's parts, and it's soul.