The mouse from hell

[El Camexican]

The gun laws in Mexico are incredibly strict, my buddy has told me about them many times.

You must be one of five people in Mexico to follow them.

Who says I do? It's the border that scares me most, down here in the city I can make phone calls to people that fix things, but not at the border. Besides the Mexicans, Uncle Sam's guys have determined that I fit "the profile". Not sure which profile, but my truck gets X-rayed every third trip South. It may have something to do with my snappy answers to stupid questions at the border habit, but none the less I am careful. I got caught with a 2" pocket knife once by the Mexicans going in (it's also a crime if they want it to be). They dragged me into a small room and emptied my wallet. All of it, close to a grand. I almost pissed down my leg, thank God I had cash on me, or I may have lost my truck, or worse.

And again we change topics and still continue to speak of rats...

[onformula1]

Who says I do? It's the border that scares me most, down here in the city I can make phone calls to people that fix things, but not at the border. Besides the Mexicans, Uncle Sam's guys have determined that I fit "the profile". Not sure which profile, but my truck gets X-rayed every third trip South. It may have something to do with my snappy answers to stupid questions at the border habit, but none the less I am careful. I got caught with a 2" pocket knife once by the Mexicans going in (it's also a crime if they want it to be). They dragged me into a small room and emptied my wallet. All of it, close to a grand. I almost pissed down my leg, thank God I had cash on me, or I may have lost my truck, or worse.

And again we change topics and still continue to speak of rats...

Thanks for letting me know, I guess I have to take your present back.....Changing the plan.

[Kismet]

I scanned the thread and didn't see this suggested yet.

Buy a couple of hamster watering bottles, the kind with the bent tube that holds a drop of water until the creature licks it off and drinks it.

Fill them with automobile anti-freeze.

Get a ladder and wire them up in the tree, away from pets and people.

Remove the ladder. When the incursions stop, remove the bottles, and rinse them well. Anti-freeze is a sweet-tasting liquid, and very poisonous. Be careful with it.

Best wishes. Trapping and poisons are your best bet; they are are working when you can't be there.

[tripledog]

No wonder you can't get the little turd, he's all cracked up on Vitamin C and protein from the peanut butter!!

Yes, I am.

[El Camexican]

I scanned the thread and didn't see this suggested yet.

Buy a couple of hamster watering bottles, the kind with the bent tube that holds a drop of water until the creature licks it off and drinks it.

Fill them with automobile anti-freeze.

Get a ladder and wire them up in the tree, away from pets and people.

Remove the ladder. When the incursions stop, remove the bottles, and rinse them well. Anti-freeze is a sweet-tasting liquid, and very poisonous. Be careful with it.

Best wishes. Trapping and poisons are your best bet; they are are working when you can't be there.

I love it! Prestone was suggested, but I have dogs. That mode of delivery a great idea!!!! Thanks!

[onformula1]

I love it! Prestone was suggested, but I have dogs. That mode of delivery a great idea!!!! Thanks!

It must be pure, not mixed.

Ever taste it?...It's pretty tasty!

[El Camexican]

It must be pure, not mixed.

Ever taste it?...It's pretty tasty!

Yes, but not by choice

[Jmoozy27]

I have a single shot .22 that is legal to own here, but not discharge in the city. Keep in mind this is Mexico, if they come to my house for firing a .22 and find my "real" rat killer I go to jail till my pubs turn white.

Forgot about Mexican law, sorry. What's the law on TnT, flamethrowers, napalm, agent orange, & mustard gas...

Just trying to weigh our options.

[onformula1]

Yes, but not by choice

Same hear! HAHA!

[onformula1]

Forgot about Mexican law, sorry. What's the law on TnT, flamethrowers, napalm, agent orange, & mustard gas...

Just trying to weigh our options.

ALL those things are totally legal,,,,if your a drug dealer.

BTW, Agent Orange was a great band.

[El Camexican]

Forgot about Mexican law, sorry. What's the law on TnT, flamethrowers, napalm, agent orange, & mustard gas...

Just trying to weigh our options.

You know that saying; "If guns are illegal then only criminals will have guns"? Well, I can assure you it's true.

[El Camexican]

Same hear! HAHA!

Do you prefer it hot or cold? I think cold tastes better, but maybe it's because it doesn't include the scalding that comes with a hot serving.

[Jmoozy27]

What about a blow gun ? We make em at work out of 1/2 " conduit , 1 1/4 drywall screw and the tip cut off of a paper drinking cup to fit the 1/2 " pipe . Thread the screw thru the tip of the cup , your good to go . It's no joke , damn things are deadly . About 3 feet of pipe is all you want .

Chop

X2 on the blowgun, once you get the hang of it they are actually easy to aim. Personally I would use 3/8" stainless tubing.

[onformula1]

Do you prefer it hot or cold? I think cold tastes better, but maybe it's because it doesn't include the scalding that comes with a hot serving.

Personally, on the rocks shaken not stirred.

[El Camexican]

What about a blow gun ? We make em at work out of 1/2 " conduit , 1 1/4 drywall screw and the tip cut off of a paper drinking cup to fit the 1/2 " pipe . Thread the screw thru the tip of the cup , your good to go . It's no joke , damn things are deadly . About 3 feet of pipe is all you want .

Chop

I've always wanted to build a propane powered gun that shoots ball bearings and has no rifling. I say no more