Was on ebay a minute ago looking for some Morgan Dollars and saw this in the item description. I thought "wow".............. do you think we are ever going to stop spending money at that rate? and also nearly 40% of that is borrowed. Holy moly.......it's over.
Shipping to United States Only
I cant put anymore Jokes On-Against E-Bay Policy
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Description as Follows:
You are Bidding 1 (one) CULL Morgan Type Silver Dollar
Piece Of
1885-P
Now did I miss anything in description would not want the Higher Powers on my Butt
True No Reserve Auction Starting @.99 Cents
Better get this in Again
Did I Mention Shipping to United States Only
Shipping//Delivery
Confirmation//Handling Fees//Insurance
$2.04 (Not Free For Me)----YES I COMBINE
Anything Bought or Paid for After 2PM MST
Will Be Shipped the Next AM if PO Open
Free Padded Mailer---Free Invoice
And of Course all My time is FREE Also
Payment
No Cashiers Checks
No Business Checks
No Personal Checks
NO Bitcoins
NO CREDIT
So That Just Leaves (Yes Their Rules Not Mine)
PAY-PAL(NOT FREE)
NO REFUNDS ON BULLION ITEMS
Yes I Combine on Shipping
MY OFFICE HOURS
OPEN Most Days About 9 or 10
Occasionally as Early as 7, But SOME DAYS
As Late As 12 or 1
WE CLOSE About 5:30 or 6
Occasionally About 4 or 5, But
Sometimes as Late as 11 or 12
SOME DAYS OR Afternoons, WE
Aren't Here at All, and Lately
I've Been Here Just About All The Time,
Except When I'm Someplace Else,
But I Should Be Here Then, Too
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
A Billion is a Difficult Number to Comprehend
A Billion Seconds ago it was 1959
A Billion Minutes ago Jesus was Alive
A Billion Hours ago our Ancestors were in the Stone Age
A Billion Days ago no one Walked on Earth on Two Feet
A BILLION DOLLARS AGO WAS ONLY 8 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES
AT THE RATE OUR GOVERNMENT IS SPENDING IT
Damn Just Heard Hillary opened her Mouth there is another Billion Lies



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